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kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

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screaming-praises:

andrewtbergquist:

kiiitten:

i’m crying

So much laughter

This is the best. Ever.

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thats-so-meme:

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howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

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theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: It’s a holiday weekend. Let’s all go outside and pee.

pleatedjeans:

dog’s best friend

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kanyewesticle:

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

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heyfunniest:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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heyfunniest:

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thegiggles:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

aw but this is so cute omg!